no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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