then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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