Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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