"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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