You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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