I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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