I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
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Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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