"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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