i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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