Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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