whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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