But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
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I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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