my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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