My girlfriend figured out who you are.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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