did you get engaged???
My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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