In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I want her autograph on my taint
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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