Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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