problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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