I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
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I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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