zippers are such a cool invention
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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