is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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