i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
porn star boner night. come get it.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
