Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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