If that was your dad, he is hot
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
