I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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