The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
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