Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize
