you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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