i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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