whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Randomize
