She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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