Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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