it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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