so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
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I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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