So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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