Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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