you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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