4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
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