So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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