just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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