didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
It's just like the Real World with babies
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
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The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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