Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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