you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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