I can't watch pbs sober anymore
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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