I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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