Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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