She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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