how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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