I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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