so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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