Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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