I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
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