I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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