Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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