Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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